- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Actually it was me Josh brown

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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