Why? Why Not?

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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