why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What does two plus two equal? 4

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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