- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Asians

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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