I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

don't read this

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You have friends

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

BOTTOM!!!

What? Huh?

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