- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What did the fish say after he

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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