- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Your face

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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