- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

The Moon Landing.

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