How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A women in the kitchen.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

White men's rights

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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