- Anti Joke

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them