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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.