What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Republicans

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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