Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

What do you call a Jew A Jew

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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