Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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