What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Logan's gay

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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