- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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