Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What did Delaware? A coat.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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