- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Your face

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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