- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

I once did something.

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