What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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I like school Said no one ever.

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meh

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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A French man gets into a fight

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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