Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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