Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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