What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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. . I am a whale

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A Sloth runs...

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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