- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Women's Rights.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

30cm = 0,3meters

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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