- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

AIDS.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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