how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why? Why not?

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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