How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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why dont they make black forks

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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A seal walks into a club.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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Anti Joke

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