- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

France had one revolution

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

why did the man die? he had cancer

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