I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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