- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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