- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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