- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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