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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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