What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

hashtags suck balls

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

this website even though its hilarious.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Soccer...

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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