Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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Faithful men.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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