- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Kefka > Sephiroth

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

I have an erection My mom!

knock knock? come in

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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