- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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