- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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