Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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