How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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