- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Morning wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Knock Know! Come in!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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