- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Justin beiber's penis

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

sorry got to poo

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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