A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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it's funny because it's funny

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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