- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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