Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

This is an anti-joke.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

women's rights

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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