- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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