Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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