- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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