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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

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