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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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