What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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