What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Terraria

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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