"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Terraria

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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