- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

My love life

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

KONY 2012

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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