- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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