- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

im @ work, LOL.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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