Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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