- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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