What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

I like your hair

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A child walks into a classroom.

whats worse than gill? nothing

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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