Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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