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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Barack Obama

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Your face

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