Justin beiber..

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

I'm Polish.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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