Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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