What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Coldpaly is a good band

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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