What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Julian Ha.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Women can vote? WTF

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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