What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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