What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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boo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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