What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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one of the idiot

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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