- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What's red, blue & green all over?

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

the power to turn magnetism into light

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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