- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

i like men but im not gay

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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