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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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